1 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,418 For those of you who did well, I salute you. 2 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:22,654 For those of you who did not, Imagine how I feel. 3 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,689 If I wanted To squander my gifts, 4 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,359 I could have kept my job At the home show, 5 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:28,927 Handing out chisels. 6 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,462 [bell rings] 7 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,198 Mr. Dick, can I see you For a moment? 8 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,501 Wait for me, captain, Would you? 9 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,441 There something You'd like to tell me? 10 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:45,677 Uh, oh, yes. 11 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:48,947 I very much enjoyed Your lecture on the pinworm. 12 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,817 Emory, you needed To do well on this test. 13 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,453 - did you study for it? - intensely, sir. 14 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:55,887 Then explain your grade. 15 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,722 I memorized The wrong chapter. 16 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,458 No, you memorized The wrong book. 17 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:03,928 You realize I have no choice but To fail you for the semester. 18 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:07,566 What? But... I've been here every day. 19 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,869 Showing up ain't enough. This Is biology, not traffic school. 20 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:13,171 Now, I'd like to wash off The formaldehyde 21 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,474 Before my mounds of venus Start to shrivel. 22 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,248 She can't do this. She does it every year. 23 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,750 I've never failed a class. 24 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,086 She picks one kid to dump on And makes their life hell. 25 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,355 What's up? Bobbi glass Dropped the axe on emory. 26 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,491 So sorry. 27 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,059 I don't need your pity. She's going to be sorry. 28 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,964 Chill out. Everybody knows bobbi Glass is a major carpet stain. 29 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,933 There's nothing You can do about it. 30 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,336 Oh yeah? Watch me. 31 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:51,610 [carmen] I never wear blue, But I thought... 32 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,646 [brooke] The colors are awesome. I can't believe you made that. 33 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,948 You okay? Yeah. 34 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,183 There's this bead store On venice boulevard... 35 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,353 Is that the place Where you park your own car? 36 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,954 I guess. 37 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:04,523 Yeah. 38 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:06,991 I got enough stuff To make one for everybody. 39 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,127 That's awesome. Thanks. Sure. 40 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,463 Not for me, thanks. It is dazzling on you. 41 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:15,501 It's just not all of us Have a square-shaped head. 42 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,370 Ahoy, mates. Meet wesley chu, my attorney. 43 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,840 You may recognize him From his late-night Commercials on channel 94. 44 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,509 Nice to meet you. Hi. 45 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,245 What's he doing here? 46 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,313 I retained mr. Chu's services During third period. 47 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,682 He's taking my case. 48 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,317 What case? I don't know. 49 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,386 I'm suing the school. 50 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:38,357 [chuckles] Uh... 51 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:47,999 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 52 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,301 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 53 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:54,939 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 54 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,041 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 55 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,544 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 56 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,980 ♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪ 57 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,782 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 58 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,451 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 59 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,321 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 60 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:19,765 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 61 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:29,641 My client's academic meltdown Is a direct result of... 62 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,109 Chronic harassment. 63 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,679 And exactly who are you Accusing of this harassment? 64 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,180 Ha... 65 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:45,156 Did you bring the list? Oh. 66 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,261 Ah. Well. 67 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:53,898 Miss nicole julian, miss mary Cherry, mr. Sugar bernardino, 68 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,235 Mr. Josh ford, Miss bobbi glass, and... 69 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,804 I can't read this. Vera krupps. 70 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,206 [chu] Right. The lunch lady? 71 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:06,978 What did she ever do to you? Scrimp on the tartar sauce? 72 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,048 We're not able To disclose information Until we're in trial. 73 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:13,952 There's not gonna be any trial. I've heard your commercials. 74 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:17,656 If you are not off My campus in 5 minutes, 75 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:21,726 You will have to have my cane Surgically removed From your bowels. 76 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,729 - she should be on the list. - out! 77 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,229 Keep in touch. 78 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:35,907 Harassment is a pretty shabby Excuse for failing a class. 79 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,109 It's not an excuse. It's my reality. 80 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,413 The taunting begins at 7:10, When I get on the bus, 81 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,415 And it does not end Until 3:05, when I get home. 82 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,485 Listen, emory... 83 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,821 Have you ever been woken At 2:00 a.M. By a stranger 84 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,023 Threatening to force-feed you Your own underwear? 85 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,158 I can't say that I have. 86 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,960 Then you couldn't Possibly understand. 87 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,329 Perhaps not. 88 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,964 But dragging this through A public courtroom will not 89 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,566 Ameliorate your situation. 90 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,171 What you want is vindication Within these halls. 91 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,507 Isn't that right? 92 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:12,844 Isn't it? 93 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,649 - is that v-I or v-e? - it's revenge, emory. 94 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:21,553 It is a chance for you to indict Those who have mistreated you 95 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,555 And hit them Right where they live. 96 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:28,026 If you can prove your case in Front of a jury of your peers, 97 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,529 I will see to it that your Tormentors are punished. 98 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:34,566 ♪♪ [organ] 99 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,868 Ha-ha-ha! 100 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:44,075 [muffled shouting] 101 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,386 No! 102 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,022 [all screaming] 103 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,527 Not the switch! 104 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,564 Anything but the switch! 105 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,501 [principal hall] But if you lose, 106 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,571 Your problems are not Going to get smaller. 107 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,005 Emory? 108 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,240 Emory! 109 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,777 [sam] Carmen, what are you doing? 110 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,445 Oh... Noth... 111 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,747 I was saving Part of my lunch. 112 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,916 - for who? - for me. 113 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:28,553 I thought that I would eat Some of it here and the rest... 114 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:31,422 Over there. 115 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,026 [sam] You've got Ten minutes left. 116 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,394 You'd better hurry. 117 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:39,430 I want to eat with you guys. I just feel like... 118 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,666 Maybe we can have you On tuesdays and thursdays. 119 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,604 I'm gonna get a diet soda. Would anybody like anything? 120 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:46,938 No, thanks. No. 121 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,173 See you in class. 122 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,477 [emory] Harrison, My good man, great news. 123 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:54,979 You're gonna represent me. 124 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,315 What? What happened to mr. Chu? 125 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,417 Principal hall Wants the trial here, 126 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,220 With students, In the cafeteria. 127 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,623 She said that I could Pick my own prosecutor. 128 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,625 - why me? - you're my best friend. 129 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,928 And you despise everyone On this list as much as I do. 130 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,162 Maybe more. 131 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,432 Emory, I can't do this. 132 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,567 Whether you win or lose, We come out looking like losers. 133 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,638 You're wrong. This trial could Turn the school upside down. 134 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,107 Principal hall already said That if I prove my case, 135 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,343 Those fascists won't be able to Socialize on the school grounds 136 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,245 For the rest of the year. 137 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,147 What if you lose? 138 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,483 I don't see losing As a possibility Since I have a case. 139 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,457 That was kind of chilly, Best friend. 140 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,324 Like anyone Can find emory sympathetic. 141 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,260 I do. 142 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,495 Yeah. Oh, right. 143 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,632 And where were you when he was Selling those butt bolos? 144 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:50,836 And weren't you the one Who wanted his locker glued shut 145 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,204 When he humiliated carmen? 146 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:56,041 Come on, you guys. Emory begs for harassment. 147 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,977 No one said he wasn't weird, But he has a case. 148 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,311 People do torture him. 149 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,181 What happens to me When I start pointing fingers? 150 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,150 - it's not about you. - he's the one who's flunking. 151 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,019 - then you guys defend him. - fine. 152 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,587 We will. [harrison] Great. 153 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:11,956 See ya. 154 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,227 So he throws his legs Into the air 155 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,897 And tries to lock this dude Into a scissor hold. 156 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,165 He cuts this huge, smelly... [making flatulence noise] 157 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,501 [all] Oh! 158 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:25,636 Could we hold the tales From the wrestling crypt 159 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,239 - until we finish the rice cake? - thank you. 160 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:31,175 This year's gonna be amazing. Our new coach is the bomb. 161 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,377 [sugar] This year we haul home the gold. 162 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:37,081 This is where sugar d shines. You know what I'm saying? 163 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,318 Y'all better get out of town Before sugar daddy smacks down. 164 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:41,953 Word! 165 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,523 [principal hall] Miss mcqueen, 166 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:48,326 Can I speak to you in my office At the end of the day? 167 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:49,393 We have practice. 168 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,929 This is more important. 169 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:54,365 - may I ask what it's about? - emory dick. 170 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,101 What's important about him? 171 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:00,138 Miss julian, when I speak To the organ grinder, 172 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,573 I do not expect The monkey to answer. 173 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,710 My office, end of the day. 174 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,446 [josh] Facial! 175 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,216 That's so weird, you guys. 176 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,886 I've never said two words To emory dick. 177 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,862 [toothbrush scrubbing] 178 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,096 Emory? 179 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,131 Uh, hey. 180 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,466 Um... 181 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:31,635 Lily and I were wondering, If it's okay with you, 182 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,872 We'd like to represent you At the trial. 183 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,306 Really? 184 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,241 Uh, yeah. 185 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,912 Sam will focus on The interrogation, And I'll handle the research. 186 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,380 Can we start now? 187 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,349 Uh, yeah. 188 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,351 But after you rinse and spit. 189 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:52,490 [lily] The minute we sat down with him, 190 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,326 All these horrible stories Started pouring out. 191 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,661 [sam] He definitely has a case. 192 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,999 You should have seen harrison's Face when we subpoenaed him. 193 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,003 Do you guys think I have A square-shaped head? 194 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,770 - what? - what? 195 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,807 Nothing. Skip it. 196 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,075 It's gonna be hard To find an impartial jury. 197 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,878 Why? Tons of people have been Harassed by emory's hit list. 198 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,848 Exactly. If it's gonna be A fair trial, we need a jury 199 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,119 That doesn't want to see nicole And her posse boiled in oil. 200 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,122 - sorry, carm. - for what, lil? 201 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,925 I know she's A friend of yours now. 202 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,427 Will you stop it? 203 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:33,264 I didn't become a cheerleader Because I'm a nicole wannabe. 204 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,902 Hey, brooke. Hey. 205 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,271 What's going on? Is everything okay? 206 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,408 Principal hall just told me that Emory dick's gonna have a trial. 207 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,045 She wants me To defend the school. 208 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,080 Are you gonna do it? Absolutely. 209 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,050 He's made some outrageous Accusations against my friends. 210 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,551 Does that surprise you? 211 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,053 Because people Hang out together 212 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,520 Doesn't make them A vicious cult. 213 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,257 You're gonna have to Prove that to the jury. 214 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,092 Sam and I are prosecuting. 215 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,965 Of course. Any chance you can Grab to break up my friends. 216 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:10,368 That is not why we're doing it. This isn't just about emory. 217 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,071 Hundreds of kids Have been persecuted And never said a word. 218 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:17,575 Oh, please. I am so sick Of people tagging us as evil. 219 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,878 Why should we be constantly Targeted and used as scapegoats? 220 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,248 - like you guys aren't a group. - not like yours. 221 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,516 There are Plenty of kids at school 222 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,920 Who know that we do not exist To make other people miserable. 223 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,721 - really? - carmen, am I right? 224 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,998 I think I'm gonna Take my brownie to go. 225 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,084 Yo, bro, check this out. 226 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,520 We have been undefeated Since 1984. 227 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,522 [josh] Look at that guy. He's jurassic. 228 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,258 I could take him easy. 229 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,061 Oh! Uh! Watch it, scrub. 230 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:13,497 No, you watch it. Judgment day is here. 231 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,133 What are you talking about? 232 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,002 I'm on the jury, And you're gonna fry. 233 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,448 Hey, carmen. 234 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,283 Brooke, listen... 235 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,819 - carm, are you... - my witness? I thought she was. 236 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,357 You guys, please. 237 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,393 Don't make me do this. This is too hard. 238 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,695 I don't want To have to choose. 239 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,775 Thanks. 240 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,912 See you in court? Yeah, I'll see you in court. 241 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,486 [♪♪ people's court theme] 242 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,255 [man] Plaintiff emory dick is suing kennedy high school 243 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,291 for harassment and wrongful failure. 244 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:17,128 the parties will settle their differences here in the students' court. 245 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,629 Ready to call Your first witness? 246 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,631 I am, your honor. 247 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,667 The prosecution would like To call mrs. Vera krupps. 248 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:34,578 Mrs. Krupps, how long have You worked as a lunch lady At kennedy high? 249 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,946 Thirty-seven years. 250 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,783 I took off 1973 To have my knee drained. 251 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,286 And in that time, do you recall Having any altercations 252 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,156 With a kennedy student Other than emory dick? 253 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,624 [mrs. Krupps] He's the first. 254 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,828 That kid's a walking chigger. He lives to torment me. 255 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:53,031 Interesting, because from Emory's perspective, 256 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,633 you are the tormentor. 257 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,936 - what is that? - lasagna. 258 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,804 Hmm. What's in it? 259 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,840 Cheese, meat, noodles. 260 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,609 When we say "Meat," can we be A trifle more specific? 261 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,778 - ground beef, from a cow. - what part of the cow? 262 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,548 The part that goes in lasagna. You want it or not? 263 00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:14,319 Not if you won't identify it. Some of us can't digest Ears and tails. 264 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,655 I don't put ears and tails In my food. How would we know? 265 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,692 To you, anything that's Ground up falls under The category of "Beef." 266 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,893 Ow! 267 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,729 Next! 268 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,499 Ms. Krupps, on the day He questioned your cuisine, 269 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,302 Were there any other students In line behind mr. Dick? 270 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,570 Yes. 271 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,706 How long would you say The plaintiff interrogated you? 272 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:39,577 Long enough to make me wish This spatula was a rusty knife! 273 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,647 Ten minutes. 274 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,617 - maybe 20. - twenty minutes. 275 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,053 That's over half a lunch period. 276 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,990 So, in essence, Mr. Dick's inquiry, 277 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,492 Deprived many students From enjoying their lunches. 278 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,828 And those students were forced To wolf down their food 279 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,231 And rush to their next class 280 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,533 Plagued with indigestion And anxiety. 281 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,568 You bet! 282 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:08,439 [sam] Do you recall The football game played On friday, october 29th? 283 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,708 [josh] Sure, and I'd like to forget it. 284 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,944 - why is that? - we got creamed. 285 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:16,046 You contend that my client Rubbed that defeat in your face. 286 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,916 Yes. 287 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,885 And that would explain why you And mr. Sugar daddy bernardino 288 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,422 Submerged his head Into a toilet and flushed. 289 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,625 Objection! Council is leading the witness. 290 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,760 - overruled. - [sam] Mr. Ford. 291 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,862 I don't remember The flushing part. 292 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,465 Let me refresh your memory. 293 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,102 Finished with that shower? Use that one. 294 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,271 Yours has Better pressure. 295 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,640 [emory] Could you Give me a time frame? 296 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,609 Some of us aren't afforded Tardy privileges 297 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,545 Because we can hurl A bladder of pigskin 40 yards. 298 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,979 Get lost, geek. 299 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:53,317 I don't know why so much value Is placed on athletic prowess. 300 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,154 It's nothing but a hold Over from the neanderthal days. 301 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,923 With the advent Of computer technology, 302 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,992 Running and knocking someone Down seems totally superfluous. 303 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:06,664 What are you talking about? Dude, he just called you an ape. 304 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,999 Did you just call me an ape? [toilet flushing] 305 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,902 No! Don't! Ugh! 306 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,238 But by denouncing your values, 307 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,040 He also attacked Your school spirit. 308 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,176 Your honor, objection. 309 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,577 What does school spirit 310 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,413 Have to do with sticking Someone's head in a toilet? 311 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,116 Mr. Ford has defended This school's honor 312 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,418 On the football field And the wrestling mat. 313 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,656 Why shouldn't he defend it In the men's room? 314 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:35,025 How was the plaintiff Affected by this incident? 315 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,761 He hasn't taken a shower At school since. 316 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,364 He does most of his bathing In the drinking fountain. 317 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,932 You'd say he was traumatized? 318 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,801 At least. [sam] Thank you. 319 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,003 No further questions. 320 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,476 - mr. John. - yeah. 321 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,844 You use the toilets In the locker room? Not for bathing. 322 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,279 [all laughing] 323 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,548 Okay. 324 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,786 Do you recall using it On the day of the incident? 325 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,187 I... 326 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,489 I don't really keep track. 327 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,658 Sorry. 328 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,927 Several witnesses have sworn That someone was sitting 329 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,896 In the next stall During the incident, 330 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,897 And that someone Was wearing green high tops. 331 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,600 - hmm. - hmm. 332 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,276 [brooke] Mr. John, Do you recognize these shoes? 333 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,415 No. 334 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,017 [brooke] No. Yet they were Found in your gym locker. 335 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:37,421 Do you store other people's Shoes in your locker? 336 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,057 Objection. Irrelevant. 337 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:43,527 I'm just trying to prove That emory dick's best friend 338 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:47,165 Was sitting in the next stall And did nothing 339 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,600 To stop that swirlee. 340 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:55,706 Could it be that he, too, Felt that mr. Dick Got what he deserved? 341 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,676 If I was there, I didn't hear anything. 342 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,210 Okay? 343 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,715 Mr. John, are you Hearing-impaired? 344 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,650 - no. - what? 345 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,253 I didn't know It was emory until... 346 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,389 The next stall? 347 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,191 - you serpent! - order! 348 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,925 - judas! - I said order! 349 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:19,197 - your honor, can we have... - you will roast in hell! 350 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,731 Order in the court! 351 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,733 [nicole] five, six, seven, eight. 352 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:27,538 ♪ get up and do it oh, oh ♪ 353 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,207 ♪ get up and do it ♪ 354 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,442 ♪ don't you know that you just wanna do it ♪ 355 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,579 ♪ get up and do it oh, oh ♪ 356 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,948 ♪ get up and do it ♪ 357 00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,116 ♪ hey, yeah ♪ 358 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,324 Well, if it ain't Miss atticus finch. 359 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,259 You were so amazing. 360 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,095 Brooky, I'm so Bronzing your skirt. 361 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,097 We haven't won yet, and we need To work on our testimony. 362 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,433 Okay? 363 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,068 Sorry. Where are you going? 364 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,839 I'm not testifying. It's A conflict of interest for me. 365 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,808 What is? Protecting the squad? 366 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:08,646 Being a glamazon is not just About perfecting your cartwheel And moisturizing your knees. 367 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,615 - we function as a unit. - okay, look, relax. 368 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,485 Sam and I agreed that carmen Should be granted immunity. 369 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,853 Why? 370 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,522 Because it's totally Awkward for her, okay? 371 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,858 [whispering] Drop it. 372 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,729 [brooke] Carm, take this tape home And work on it in the yard. 373 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,196 Okay, thanks, brooke. 374 00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:29,933 Some of us around here get to Have their cake and eat it, too. 375 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,504 [nicole] And some of us Shouldn't be eating cake at all. 376 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,678 See you guys tomorrow. Good luck. 377 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,054 Hey there. 378 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,090 Hey. 379 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:54,625 Um... 380 00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:00,731 Look, I don't remember anything About that bathroom ambush. 381 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,833 How did they get The shoes, harrison? 382 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,836 Someone obviously stole them Out of my gym locker. 383 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,505 See? You start pointing fingers, 384 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,107 And suddenly the school's This war zone, and for what? 385 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,576 So emory can get a "D" Instead of an "F." 386 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,313 Is that any reason to dredge up Crap nobody remembers? 387 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,883 Emory didn't forget This incident, harrison, And neither did you. 388 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,753 Which explains why you weren't Too eager to take on his case. 389 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,855 It's not like I could have stopped them. 390 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,425 I've seen sugar daddy Pick up guys twice my size And hurl them... 391 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,495 Sam, lily, I've got something That might prove useful 392 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,830 For tomorrow's questioning. 393 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,097 Can I talk to you? 394 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,300 I'm here to see sam and lily. Emory... 395 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,568 Should we go somewhere else? 396 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,405 Forget it. Stay. Talk. I don't exist. 397 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,012 I can give you the exact time And date relations broke down 398 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,814 Between me and miss glass. 399 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,282 Listen, emory, 400 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,719 Are you sure you want To go through with this? 401 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,886 Why wouldn't I? 402 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,221 We were beginning to wonder If it's worth it. 403 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,891 You're obviously hurt. 404 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,995 I'm not hurt. I'm disappointed. 405 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,397 I can handle that. I'm used to that. 406 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,100 I don't assume anymore That people 407 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,537 Are going to understand me Or like me or even notice me. 408 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,441 But that doesn't mean I don't Have the right to be heard. 409 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,179 Okay. 410 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,795 You plan on sleeping tonight? Eventually. 411 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:41,899 I would think that after today, You'd want to walk away While you still can. 412 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:42,933 I've just begun. 413 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,802 [scoffing] 414 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,638 Sam, what else Do you want to know? 415 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,941 You can't tell me that harrison Is still one of your heroes. 416 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,611 This isn't about harrison. Isn't it? 417 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:58,215 Sam, what he did In that bathroom was pathetic 418 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:01,585 But totally understandable. 419 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,255 When it came down to it, Harrison couldn't risk His own head 420 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,891 To save emory's. 421 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,593 You have no idea what he... Sam, face it, okay? 422 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:14,632 Deep down, everyone Wants to be liked. Okay? 423 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,766 Even your client. 424 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,605 The sad thing is... 425 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,575 That emory will likely End up more alone than when We started this thing. 426 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,547 I would hate to see The same thing happen to you. 427 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,651 Girls, I thought that court Was adjourned at 4:00. 428 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,986 [brooke] It was. 429 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,821 I was just, um, 430 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,890 Thirsty. 431 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,892 Good night. 432 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,296 What did I miss? 433 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,298 The return of eva peron. 434 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,470 Sam, you gotta get some sleep. 435 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,438 I can't. Tomorrow's really important. 436 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,507 I'm putting miss glass On the stand. 437 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,744 She happens to be My teacher, too. 438 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,345 Do you have to? 439 00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,882 Yeah. She's the one Who's flunking him. 440 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:09,520 If I do a good job tomorrow, She'll probably flunk me, too. 441 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:12,222 Do you think that this kid Was truly wronged? 442 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,058 Yeah, I do. 443 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,761 Then you're gonna Have to see this through, 444 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,030 No matter what happens. 445 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,267 Thanks. 446 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,047 In the 12 years 447 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,950 You've taught biology At this school, how many Students have you failed? 448 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:42,119 I don't keep a scoreboard. 449 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,621 Well, let's remind you. 450 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,288 Since 1988, 451 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,259 You have failed... 47 students. 452 00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,161 That's nearly four per year. 453 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,630 Is that all? 454 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,799 You pride yourself on being A tough teacher, don't you? 455 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,868 Objection. She's badgering the witness. 456 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,438 I am trying to prove that The witness has a reputation 457 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,372 She works very hard to maintain. 458 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,807 Sustained. 459 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,810 Am I on trial for failing him? 460 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,911 Miss glass... 461 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,947 This is not about my reputation. 462 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,749 This is about a lazy student 463 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,583 Who was unprepared And chronically disruptive. 464 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,153 I don't think anyone Deserves to have 465 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:17,955 Their hair styled In a latrine, 466 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,558 But I can't make Special rules for a kid 467 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,594 Who doesn't have The attention span To finish an altoid. 468 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:26,764 Bottom line is, We have to do the work. 469 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:30,000 If a student asks for help, Are you willing to give it? 470 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,469 Always. 471 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,271 Really. Tell me, sir. 472 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,674 Do you recognize this song? 473 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:40,778 ♪ oh, say has anybody seen my sweet gypsy rose ♪ 474 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:42,746 - do you, miss glass? - no. 475 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,114 Are you sure? 476 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:48,085 According to A mrs. Dorothy lucrets, 477 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,853 Your next-door neighbor, 478 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:54,258 You blast this song Day and night, sometimes Until 5:00 in the morning. 479 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,160 Dorothy drinks. And he's a sneak! 480 00:24:57,229 --> 00:25:02,032 [sam] Is he? or is he just a student looking for extra help? 481 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,468 [miss glass] ♪ sweet gypsy rose ♪ 482 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:08,972 ♪ here's a picture when She was my sweet mary jo ♪ 483 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,109 ♪ now she's got Rings on her fingers ♪ 484 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:15,412 ♪ and bells on her toes ♪ 485 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:20,651 ♪ say has anybody seen My sweet gypsy rose ♪ 486 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,552 ♪ oh, I got... ♪ 487 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,787 [gasping] 488 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,061 What are you doing here? 489 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,064 I just wanted To ask you a question About tomorrow's test. 490 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,900 - did you get a study guide? - yes, but... 491 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,401 Then read it. 492 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,770 It's all there. Okay. 493 00:25:41,907 --> 00:25:45,475 Is that tony orlando and dawn? 494 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,912 Because I say the recent Vh1 behind the music special. 495 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,648 Tony's the bomb. 496 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,550 Read your guide! 497 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:01,759 Three days after this, You caught emory whistling That tune in your classroom. 498 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,795 Do you recall how you Reacted to that, miss glass? 499 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,530 Perturbed. 500 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,332 Perturbed. 501 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,902 You were a little more Than perturbed, weren't you? 502 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,904 ♪♪ [emory whistling] 503 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,546 Oh, yes, indeedy do, That is nice. 504 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,596 If you're determined to Entertain the troops, mr. Dick, 505 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:41,031 Why don't you do Your bunny hop for the class? 506 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,766 Come on. Don't be shy. 507 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:46,069 Dance, dick. Dance! 508 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,850 [students laughing] 509 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:15,766 [brooke] If this teacher was Put on the stand to be mocked... 510 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,067 I am not mocking. 511 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,638 I am drawing a parallel between The witness and my client. 512 00:27:20,706 --> 00:27:24,174 Both are known around This school as fearless, Flamboyant eccentrics, 513 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:27,110 And I believe that Emory dick and his teacher 514 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,347 Have more in common Than miss glass cares to admit. 515 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:32,282 Isn't that the truth, Miss glass? 516 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,885 Isn't it? 517 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:40,157 You can't handle the truth! 518 00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:41,859 I am still the teacher here. 519 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:45,162 And if I want to, I can squash him. 520 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,164 And you, like a bug! 521 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:51,168 Order. Order! Miss mcpherson, Do you have any more questions? 522 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,771 No, your honor, I am done. 523 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,041 Oh. 524 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,445 You don't need to mention His shampoo bucket, okay? 525 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,614 Just confirm that He was baiting him. 526 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,117 Okay, got it. Do me a favor? Uh-huh. 527 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,419 Make sure I'm on time For wrestling practice. 528 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:12,255 You'll be fine. Think of it as a warm-up. 529 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,423 Cool. Great. 530 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:17,094 Principal hall? You wanted to see me? 531 00:28:17,162 --> 00:28:20,030 Oh, yes, I did. Come in, michael. 532 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,665 Sit down. 533 00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:23,734 What's so funny? 534 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,704 Oh, uh, well, You're like the only person Who calls me michael. 535 00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:31,141 Except for my aunt lottie, And she still buys me legos. 536 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,378 Michael... 537 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:39,082 I spoke with the wrestling coach A moment ago, and I'm... 538 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,854 I'm afraid you're not gonna Be on the team this year. 539 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:47,991 What? Is... 540 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,827 Is this because of the trial? 541 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:53,063 - no, no - because I'm innocent. Okay? 542 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:56,366 Me and my buddy razz the dude, But we're innocent. 543 00:28:56,435 --> 00:29:00,337 Michael, the coach isn't going To use you because of your size. 544 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:05,475 Evidently, in past years, There were students In your weight class. 545 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,544 But this year, The coach is afraid 546 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:11,081 That you will endanger The safety of another student 547 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,950 Or even possibly yourself. 548 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,418 Why didn't he tell me himself? 549 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:19,223 He wanted to, but he didn't Know how you'd handle it. 550 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,258 So I said I would 551 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:24,061 Since I know how it feels 552 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:28,265 To be excluded Because of a disability. 553 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,932 I'm not disabled. 554 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,235 - I wasn't implying... - I'm not disabled, okay? 555 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:36,506 Look, I... 556 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,175 I'm fat. 557 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,979 I am not disabled. 558 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:44,481 - michael... - he doesn't even know me. 559 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,216 - I'm not disabled. - michael, 560 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:50,854 I want you to regard this As a temporary setback. 561 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:55,292 You can conquer this. 562 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:59,963 And I will be there To help you in any way I can. 563 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,464 I mean that. 564 00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,970 He doesn't even know me. 565 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:12,909 [door closing] 566 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,448 Hey. 567 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,687 How's it going in here? 568 00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:26,823 I think Your side's winning. 569 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,860 My side? 570 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,898 How do you know Which side I'm on? 571 00:30:38,437 --> 00:30:39,869 I don't. 572 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:41,304 Do you? 573 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,874 You know, from what I saw yesterday, 574 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,476 You're one to talk. 575 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:56,319 [sam] Do you recall What the button said? 576 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,887 No. 577 00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:00,623 The button said, "Kiss me, I'm oozing." 578 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:04,161 Do you recall helping My client make this button? 579 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,362 No. 580 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,964 Do you recall Telling him to wear it? No. 581 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,901 So you're saying that this whole Button thing never happened. 582 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,070 Is that it? 583 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,004 I don't remember it. 584 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:19,342 And I suppose You do not remember The swirlee incident, either. 585 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,412 What part of the question Did you not understand? 586 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,847 I understood it. I'm not stupid. 587 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,149 Answer the question, please. 588 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,386 What do you want to know? 589 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:32,855 Yes, I stuck his snotty Little face in the toilet. 590 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:36,526 And I would do it again, Because it made me Feel good. Okay? 591 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,896 - your honor... - let him finish. 592 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:43,166 You think he's the only Person who gets dumped on Because of the way he looks? 593 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,401 Do you? 594 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,805 Well, he's not! 595 00:31:48,873 --> 00:31:50,573 You know what? 596 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:51,741 I'm finished. 597 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:09,626 We'll have to make our stories Sound more sympathetic, right? 598 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:13,029 I brought a very Sympathetic outfit. 599 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,166 And I'm really good At making myself sob and wail. 600 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,335 Once, at my uncle roy's funeral, 601 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:21,671 It took three cousins and An organist to carry me out. 602 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,974 Mary cherry, The entire school has seen you Weep over sweat stains. 603 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:27,744 It's gonna take a lot More than tears. Okay? 604 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:31,248 You guys, I thought we Were practicing at lunch. 605 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,250 Get the pom-poms Off the brain. 606 00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:36,453 We're this close To never being able to talk To each other at school again. 607 00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:39,756 - what happened? - sugar daddy went snake pit. 608 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,625 Carmen, it was a disaster. 609 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,761 Wow. I'm sorry. 610 00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:49,633 If you need me, I'll be practicing In the locker room on my own. 611 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,234 [mary cherry clears throat] 612 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,738 Carmen, um... 613 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,406 Wait. 614 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,740 Stay. 615 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,977 What do you want me to do? 616 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,513 Close the door. 617 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,657 [bailiff] Do you swear To tell the whole truth And nothing but the truth? 618 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:15,925 [mary] I do. 619 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,261 Miss cherry, are you Finished taking the oath? 620 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,497 Yes, I am, your highness. 621 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,302 Ooh! Hey there. Lookin' sharp. 622 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,936 Is that a new haircut? 623 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,773 [ms. Ross] Miss cherry, sit down. 624 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,877 Can you tell the jury How you know the plaintiff? 625 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:39,048 Absolutely. Emory and I Are lab partners in biology. 626 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:42,819 We've played doctor together On more than one occasion. 627 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,425 It's true. 628 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:53,330 [mary cherry laughing] 629 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,835 Oh, gosh. This is very hard. 630 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:04,307 Oh, god, no! Oh, god, help me! 631 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,343 Oh, god! Oh! 632 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:08,478 Emory! 633 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,979 No! Oh, god! 634 00:34:10,049 --> 00:34:12,182 [ms. Ross] All right, ladies. Show's over. 635 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,016 You've called All of your witnesses, 636 00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:15,918 And it's time to give Closing arguments. 637 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:19,889 Actually, your honor, I have one more witness I'd like to call. 638 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,358 What? 639 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,025 [ms. Ross] Who? 640 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:25,928 It's a character witness. She's Decided to forfeit her immunity 641 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,365 Because she feels strongly About this case. 642 00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,634 Call the witness. Your honor... 643 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,002 The defense would like To call carmen ferrara. 644 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:35,238 [sam] But, your honor, We made a... 645 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:38,808 Let her do it. I want To hear what she has to say. 646 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:40,743 Thank you. 647 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,590 Miss ferrara, how long Have you known emory dick? 648 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:56,393 Since the third grade. 649 00:34:56,461 --> 00:35:00,764 Do you recall a letter that Mr. Dick wrote on your behalf Earlier this year? 650 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:04,734 He wrote a letter excusing me From a test and... 651 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,536 Forged my doctor's signature. 652 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:10,039 What was the reason he gave To excuse you from that test? 653 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,175 He said that I had A distended anus. 654 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,547 [brooke] And he charged you For this forged letter. 655 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,216 Yeah. So he was able 656 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,585 To not only humiliate you But also profit from it. 657 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,822 And all this happened before You became a glamazon, correct? 658 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,257 Yeah. 659 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,259 So, his behavior had nothing To do with your current status. 660 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:33,530 At the time, You considered him to be One of your friends, correct? 661 00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:35,765 We hung around With the same people. 662 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,767 Still? 663 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,170 Yeah. 664 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,740 Did you take action Against him for that letter? 665 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,343 - no. - why not? 666 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:49,278 Because he's emory. He does Stuff like that all the time. 667 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:52,715 Why? Could it be that The plaintiff is asocial? 668 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,852 Or perhaps he goes Out of his way to alienate. 669 00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,322 Or maybe he just simply Enjoys being a freak. 670 00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:01,691 Which is it? 671 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,193 I don't know. 672 00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:07,964 I mean, he probably wants The attention. We all do. 673 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,999 [brooke] Please disregard That last statement. 674 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:12,435 Miss ferrara's Not the one on trial. 675 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,704 Yes, I am, brooke. 676 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,940 We all are. 677 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,611 Emory is not the first person To do something stupid at school 678 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,281 Just to get people To notice him. 679 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,351 Last month, I spent a week Eating nothing but grapefruits 680 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,454 And praying that I would wake up With my hip bones 681 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,456 Pressing against The front of my skirt. 682 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:35,992 Just like yours do. 683 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,630 But then I realized maybe I'm Not supposed to look like that. 684 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,933 The subject is emory dick, Miss ferrara. 685 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,868 What are you doing? 686 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:50,439 I'm trying to figure out Who I am and where I belong. 687 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:56,746 And I am not afraid to be Sitting at emory's table, 688 00:36:56,815 --> 00:37:01,117 Whether people think That he is a freak or not. 689 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,821 These days, if you're Alone at lunch, or... 690 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,424 Wear too much black, Or fail two tests, 691 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:10,059 They open an f.B.I. File on you. 692 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:13,330 They automatically assume You're dangerous, and... 693 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,898 That's too bad, Because I kind of envy emory. 694 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:21,504 He lives in his own universe, And he doesn't care If anybody ever visits. 695 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:26,643 Maybe that's what we should Be paying attention to. 696 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,948 Your honor, I would like To dismiss this witness. 697 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:37,019 Why? Because I won't dump On somebody I care about Just so I can wear this uniform? 698 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:41,423 Don't get me wrong, brooke. Being a cheerleader means... 699 00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:42,859 So much to me. 700 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,997 But I miss the people that Didn't care about things like 701 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,999 What shape your head is. 702 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:58,240 I think that I'd rather go back To cheering from the stands. 703 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:02,912 That's why I'm quitting The glamazons. 704 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,756 Hey, brooke. 705 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:47,924 Hey. 706 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,527 I know I caved, And I'm really sorry. 707 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,295 Don't worry about it. 708 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:55,297 I don't want to be The guy that brings us down. 709 00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:56,699 Know what? It's okay. 710 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:59,002 I'm starting to think Splitting us up 711 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:01,237 Might not be such a tragedy. 712 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,205 Maybe they're right. 713 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:07,877 Maybe something does happen To us when we get together. 714 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:11,080 I mean, we say things and... 715 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:13,416 Do things... 716 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:16,519 That are just... 717 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,755 I don't know. 718 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:22,058 I don't know. 719 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,327 I, um... 720 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:30,332 The new wrestling coach Kicked me off the team today. 721 00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:32,535 What? 722 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:33,569 Why? 723 00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:35,537 I'm too fat. 724 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:39,576 Turns out they don't have A weight class for freaks. 725 00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:41,844 They can't do that. 726 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,313 You have to fight them. I will fight them. 727 00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:48,151 We can't have a trial every time Someone gets sucker punched. 728 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,519 You know, or... 729 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:56,926 This is something I'm gonna Have to fight myself. 730 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,928 It's me... 731 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,233 Against me. 732 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:06,468 You know what I'm saying? 733 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:13,509 Yeah. 734 00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:22,018 It's okay. 735 00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:33,062 Listen up. I don't have time To brief you right now, 736 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:36,466 So I want everybody back In this room at 7:45 sharp. 737 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:38,367 Does that work With your schedules? 738 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,942 Where did you get those? 739 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:49,278 Presenting gifts of any kind is Called tampering with the jury. 740 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:52,815 I am sure that She didn't realize... 741 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:55,485 Oh, please! We're talking About mary cherry here. 742 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,488 That child once tried To bribe me with a hot tub. 743 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:01,057 - so what do we do now? - I'm calling a mistrial. 744 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,794 You're gonna start this thing All over again. 745 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,998 What if I drop the charges? 746 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,167 What? 747 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,803 Can we have a moment With our client, please? 748 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,175 Are you crazy? We are So close to winning this. 749 00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,744 What message are you sending If this was for nothing? 750 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,212 It's not. 751 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,483 When we started, you asked me What I wanted. I said justice. 752 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:29,585 Actually, you said Miss glass's head on a stick. 753 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:30,587 Close enough. 754 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,189 But I realize now that 755 00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:35,825 Maybe all I really wanted 756 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:40,963 Was for someone In this school to, I don't know, respect me. 757 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,033 The way carmen does. 758 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:45,868 Like you guys. 759 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:50,139 If I can walk away From this with an "F" 760 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,475 And three people That I can trust, 761 00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:56,212 I'd feel like I won. 762 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,746 You did. 763 00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:03,452 Sorry for interrupting. 764 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,454 Emory, you got a minute? 765 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,123 Sorry, I don't. 766 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:11,427 I prefer to spend my time with People who openly despise me. 767 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:13,830 Look, I made a mistake. 768 00:42:13,898 --> 00:42:16,999 But if it happened again, I'd act differently. 769 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,669 - I would. - [emory] Why? 770 00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:22,504 Is it suddenly cool To be my best friend? 771 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:25,208 I didn't know I was your best friend. 772 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:27,109 That kind of threw me. 773 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:31,781 But putting yourself on trial Was a bold move. I'm impressed. 774 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:33,816 I never Could have done that. 775 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,286 Hey, uh... 776 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:41,157 You want to get a burger Or something? I'm starved. 777 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,196 I could use some nourishment. 778 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,331 Are you paying? For everything. 779 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:55,071 In that case, perhaps we could Stop at dino's laserdiscs. 780 00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:57,039 Because I have my eye 781 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,541 On the director's cut of the ghost and mr. Chicken. 782 00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:01,878 Are you serious? That movie's a piece of... 783 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:05,848 Don't question me. I'm your hero. 784 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,183 Right. 785 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:12,088 He is so weird. 786 00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:19,361 [groaning] 787 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,330 [both giggling] 788 00:43:30,241 --> 00:43:33,842 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 789 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:37,679 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 790 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:41,250 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 791 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:45,121 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 792 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:50,726 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 793 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:58,700 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪